How did the beginning go. Er, Welcome to Golden Pond. Home to Kitty, Katlin, Charlie Jr. and me, your irreverent host, v.c. Er, we have two pets named Penny [ the Poo ] Lane and Neil Diamond, a black cat. We all mourn the loss of our last pet, a cocker spaniel, Atlassie. Er, sit back and enjoy the ride. Farewell and adieu, v.c.
Monday, May 02, 2005
Runaway Bride
What a bizarre story, eh? Where in the hell is Duluth, Ga.?
When runaway bride disappeared her fiance became an instant suspect. Will they get married? Will she be charged with any crimes? Will she claim Andy Warhol made her do it? Will she be committed to an insane asylum? Or will she write a book and appear on Oprah, Dr. Phil, 20/20, 60 minutes, etc? Her mom today disclosed that her runaway bride-daughter had some issues the family wasn't aware of. Just think of the man hours, the volunteers, the families/fiance, and all the money that was spent. Her life is toast. Sans butter. Gimme shelter, v.c. P.S. Her defense will be aimed at Hollywood. Shirley, she watched "Runaway Bride" with Richard Gere and Julia Roberts. All this could have been avoided if Julia had done "Pretty Woman Two," but no. She's too good to play a hooker again, even tho she rose to the "A" list because of it.
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