The "Beav" had to be the dumbest kid ever. Always influenced by Larry Mondello and Eddie Haskell. Cases in point:

1) "Beav, Your dad won't mind if we take out the soap box derby car and give it a truial run!"

"But, Larry. he might get mad."

"Chicken."

Larry: Let's smoke your dad's pipe. He'll never find out."

Beav: "I don't think so, Larry. It's not the right thing to do, y'know!"

LARRY: "Chicken"

Eddie: "I dare you to stick your head between these bars to the fence."

Beav: "I don't know, Eddie. My head might get stuck."

Eddie: "Are you a man or a mouse, squirt?"

Evidence submitted for your appproval. v.c.