"Church Lady"

Church Fires Teacher for Being Female

WATERTOWN, N.Y. (Aug. 21) - The minister of a church that dismissed a female Sunday School teacher after adopting what it called a literal interpretation of the Bible says a woman can perform any job - outside of the church.

"Who Is Pic True and True?" Eh?

 
 
 
 

My friend from the Yahoo [ see title of tonite's foray ] has continued to pose incognito. Me, Hoots, and Marty have no forking clue as to who this dude is. Methinks he is a family man with a few kids. Who probably listens to songs by Harry Chapin such as "Cat's In The Cradle" and "Taxi." [ "Harry, keep the [ chump ] change" ]

Submitted for your approval are scenarios the artful dodger would likely appear, somewhere across these United States and Canada.

Here are Robert Young, Jane Wyman, Elinor Donahue, Billy Gray and Lauren Chapin, v.c.

P.S. Or perhaps he's George Jefferson? 

"New Post for V.C.'s Golden Pond"

  

"Why Momma Is a Dope, er, Socialist, er, Democrat!"

 

Of course this book is an indoctrination into the wonderful world of Socialism, where everyone looks out for the others which makes life in this topsy-turvey world grand.

"Why Momma Is A [ Dopey ] Democrat" is written by a man. Doesn't make sense, eh? If Jeremy Zilber wanted a true insight into this wonderful realm of fantasy, he would have let a woman write it or penned it as "Why Dada Is A Dopey Democrat!"

Not sure about you, but I am ordering a copy today. Oh, shit. Damn, my kids are almost grown. Too late for them-they can always get indoctrinated at work-but there's always the grand kids. vee

P.S. This be post 1200. Time flies when yer havin' fun. 

"Thou Shalt Know Thy Target"

Look, Bush and Cheney will be hated and vilified by the spurned and pouty, short-fused, laughable left ‘til Jesus comes back to clean house. If the President or Vice President wore white after Labor Day, had white wine with beef, swam without waiting the full 30 minutes after they had eaten lunch or drank milk after the expiration date there would be a Moses-like media hailstorm over these faux pas. And I guarantee that if Cheney had not accidentally shot Mr. Harry Whittington, they still would have made a huge deal out of him purposefully slaying Mr. Bob White and his feathered la familia.

Great story! With what are the Washington Press Corps obsessed?

"Trial of Bill Campbell-Ex-Mayor of Atlanta"

 

Brooks testified that on a trip to San Francisco, Campbell used cash to buy her a $2,500 coat. She also testified that Campbell met her in Paris, and that for several days, Campbell paid for her expenses with cash, and even bought her gifts, including two paintings.

Bill Campbell, ex mayor of Atlanta is on trial for taking bribes. Above is his ex girl friend, Marion Brooks, an anchor at the time with WSB news, with whom he had a 4 year affair. They jetted to Paris and Las Vegas among other places, where Bill lavishly spent money. On a mayor's salary the scenario is an oxymoron.

Bill always paid cash for all of the tabs. No paper trail, eh? Someone in the AJC [ Atlanta fishwrap ] vent wondered if Bill was paying his many lawyers via the green stuff.

Bill maintains his innocence, and tho this is hard for you, the reader, to believe, but Bill has invoked the "race card." They're only attempting to besmirch his integrity because he's black.

The following article is a Q & A on the latest from the trial. 

"King Funeral"

From Larry Elder. Interesting article:

Experimental

"Some Girls" Rolling Stones

Who remembers this song? Circa late 70's. By da Stones.

M. jagger/k. richards)

Some girls give me money
Some girls buy me clothes
Some girls give me jewelry
That I never thought I’d own

Some girls give me diamonds
Some girls, heart attacks
Some girls I give all my bread to
I don’t ever want it back

Some girls give me jewelry
Others buy me clothes
Some girls give me children
I never asked them for

So give me all your money
Give me all your gold
I’ll buy you a house back in zuma beach
And give you half of what I own

Some girls take my money
Some girls take my clothes
Some girls get the shirt off my back
And leave me with a lethal dose

French girls they want cartier
Italian girls want cars
American girls want everything in the world
You can possibly imagine

English girls they’re so prissy
I can’t stand them on the telephone
Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook
I don’t want them to ever call at all

White girls they’re pretty funny
Sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get fucked all night
I just don’t have that much jam

Chinese girls are so gentle
They’re really such a tease
You never know quite what they’re cookin’
Inside those silky sleeves

Give me all you money
Give me all your gold
I’ll buy you a house back in zuma beach
And give you half of what I own

Some girls they’re so pure
Some girls so corrupt
Some girls give me children
I only made love to her once

Give me half your money
Give me half your car
Give me half of everything
I’ll make you world’s biggest star

So gimme all your money
Give me all your gold
Let’s go back to zuma beach
I’ll give you half of everything I ow

"Hook"

 
 

 
 

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"Al Franken"

 
 

"Baby Pictures"

 


I ran across these old baby pix of mine the other day. And would like to share them with the viewing audience.  

 
 

"Jenny Wren"

 


My main man-got to love the alliteration-has a new single out, aptly entitled "Jenny Wren." On the lines of "Mother Nature's Son" and "Blackbird." Both of the former songs from "The White Album." One of me favourites. You must find the link
on the page the Pond links you to. Just find the Jenny Wren picture and click. Voila.