Brits steal carloads of F**king Austrian roadsigns

Brits steal carloads of F**king Austrian roadsigns.

Mayor Siegfried Hauppl has asked visitors to lay off the signs which began to attract outside attention after British and US soldiers passing through in 1945 illuminated the locals as to the English meaning of Fucking, Ananova reports.

Hauppl explained: "We had a vote last year on whether to rename the town, but decided to keep it as it is. After all, Fucking has existed for 800 years, probably when a Mr Fuck or the Fuck family moved into the area. The 'ing' was added as a word for settlement."

We reckon that Fucking has been around a lot longer than 800 years, otherwise there wouldn't have been any Fucks to lend their name to the village in the first place, would there.

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One Million Years B.C. with the delightful Raquel Welsh. Methinks I saw it at the drive-in. I was a bit disappointed with the movie and the special effects or lack thereof. Oh, well.  

"Me Tarzan, You Jane! Ungawa, Simba." 

Hello Slippery G

Hello Slippery, Wassup? Glad to have you back. Methinks a new computer is in your future. Give Jimmy, Keith, Alan, Edward, Isadore, Roger, Rebecca, Turner, and Hootch all my best. Do you recall Big Bad Bill Duncan was in our "Band on the Run?" And whatever happened to Sonny "Al" Kuntzler? The brain of '68.

I think v.c. can say whatever he wants. Freedom of speech, constitutional rights, yadi yadi yadi. Going to a party in a county jail, v.c.
 

Dr. Loomis?

Ernst Blofeld, eh? You only live twice. 

Ms. Sheehan getting kissed my George Dubya one year ago. Lucy, what happened? Fuzzy picture, eh? 

These pictures may offend. "Kama Sutra," you know. Showing couples engaging in sex is prohibited and considered pornographic. But show pix of people killing each other and that's o.k. Go figga, v.c. 

Who is this damsel in distress and what hero will soon rescue yonder lady? 

And who be dis? 

"This shark swallow you [ Hell ] Whole." Apologies to Capt. Squint, er, Quint. 

Too many "Happy Meals."  

Yankees Fan!  

"BBQ Strikes Again"

How old is Grandma???

Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.

One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events.
The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:

' television

' penicillin

' polio shots

' frozen foods

' Xerox

' contact lenses

' Frisbees and

' the pill

There was no:

' radar

' credit cards

' laser beams or

' ball-point pens

Man had not invented:

' pantyhose

' air conditioners

' dishwashers

' clothes dryers

' and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and

' man hadn't yet walked on the moon


Your Grandfather and I got married first, . . . and then lived together.

Every family had a father and a mother.

Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir".
And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir".

We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.

Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.

We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and tup and take responsibility for our actions.

Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege.

We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.

Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.

Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started.

Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends-not purchasing condominiums.

We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.

We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios.

And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.

If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan ' on it, it was junk.

The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.

Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.

We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.

Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.

And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.

You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, . . . but who could afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.

In my day:

' "grass" was mowed,

' "coke" was a cold drink,

' "pot" was something your mother cooked in and

' "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.

' "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,

' "chip" meant a piece of wood,

' "hardware" was found in a hardware store and

' "software" wasn't even a word.

And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap...........and how old do you think I am?

I bet you have this "old" Grandma's age in mind.........are you in for a shock!

Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time.

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Grandma is only 58 years old!

Tomorrow On Golden Pond, "Alien." You may lose your head over the foray. 

Released December, 26, 1973. It became a Hollywood Blockbuster, long before there were H.B.'s. "The Godfather" preceded it, and "Jaws" followed a year or so later.  

Another glimpse of Rafael Palmeiro, who a few months ago claimed he had never taken steroids. That is he on the left. Lee Mazilli on the right.
 

"Here's Johnny!" 

The film was made in 1980 and through time there have been disagreements in a marriage.Shirley, Jack just wants to get to the crux of the problem. Seems there's been a communication breakdown.  

Shelley Duvall is scared shitless [ pardon the french ] as Jack wants to have a pow wow [ pun unintended ] with her. An ax vs.a butcher knife? I'd have to go with the former. 

The crazed Jack runs through the snow looking for his wife and son. Why is he toting a long butcher knife. The end is near for "The Shining." # 6 in our "Hit Parade." 

Winter will be here before you know it. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.  

BTP Chief Constable Ian Johnston said that his officers would not "waste time searching old white ladies".

In London they have decided to forego political correctness.